Two friends were walking their dogs in the park when one suggested stopping at a bar for a drink.
"But we can't go in there," said the second guy. "They won't let us bring our dogs in."
"Don't worry about it," replied the first guy. "Just follow my lead." And into the bar he walked with his
Doberman.
"Hey," the bartender yelled. "you can't bring that dog in here!"
"But I'm blind," said the first guy. "This is my Seeing Eye dog."
Satisfied, the bartender seated him, and just then the other guy came in with his little Pekingese in tow. Again the bartender announced that dogs weren't allowed.
"But I'm blind," said the second man. "This is my Seeing Eye dog."
The bartender took a long look at the dog. "That Pekingese is your Seeing Eye dog?" he asked incredulously.
"What?" said the second man. "They gave me a Pekingese?"