. Jokes

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch !

I need Glasses	Zombie	Wewak	6 Foot Termite
2 Principles	Maid / Made	3 questions	Bottle in front of me / frontal lobotomy
Pig / Witch	Loose Nut	Homework	Come Here Stay
Owls Go	Buddhist	Boo Who?	Heights / Widths
Contacts	Two friends / bar /dogs	Your Car	Spot remover / gone now
Garage Sale	You Missed School	Ignore me	Crabs
My Memory	Bill Gates / His Wife	Twin Lobster	2 pigs / one table
Clothes Stolen	McDonald's	Football Coach	Golfer
Bridge	Scissors	Principal 2	TV. / Couch
Wedding	Groceries	Too Much Homework	Crabs / Shells
Cards / Deal